Can't change human nature

Look, when you talk
about the sub-prime
petticoat crisis like
it's real, you scare the neighbors.

I know you're losing
thousands a month and that
Burlington Coat Factory
just filed for
government bailout
but try to keep your voice
down, ok?

And really, how could
the fashionistas be so foolish
as to think that they could change
immutable human thresholds
of preference and opinion?
You can't force fashion trends
on the masses,
dearie.

Beat.

...Especially not 18th century
Paddington Bear type relics, really.

Now where did I put my Crocs?
I'm going out for a latte.